Job Posting
07 May 2007
by Timbre' Wolf, Contributing writer for AnaiRhoads.org
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Fully Affiliated with the American People
Competition # USA-2008
Position: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Classification: Full-time
Salary: $400,000.00/Yr
Department: Executive
Union: No
Hours of Work: 08:00 – 23:00 (75hrs/week) Some evening & weekend hours (entertaining heads of state, emergency response to Hurricanes and other acts of God, emergency response to terrorism, some travel required).
Summary of Duties: The responsible Democratic presidential candidate will take immediate action to get the current administration out of office for high crimes, misdemeanors, "color of law" violations, and abuse of Emergency powers.
NOTE:
One applicant said, of their vote FOR the war in Iraq, "It was a sincere vote based on the information available to me. And I've said many times that, if I knew then what I know now, I would not have voted that way."
What did we know about George W. Bush in 2002 when that vote came up?
Bush is a republican. Republicans, like Nixon, love ongoing wars that line the pockets of their party's main contributors - defense companies.
Bush held the interests of Big Oil above those of the American people, and the environment, from the point of taking the presidential oath.
The Patriot Act had already been put in place. It took a TINY modicum of foresight to know that this would be an assault on Civil Liberties of the American people and the Constitution's Bill of Rights.
Take Note Hopefuls! This applicant will not be considered unless she makes a major push to oust the criminal in the White House.
As the third leg of an interdisciplinary team (executive branch, judicial branch, legislative branch) you will provide leadership in the BEST interest of the American people; conduct public forums to ascertain the will of the American people; develop environmentally friendly paradigms and solid economic models for Corporations (see Dr. W. Edwards Deming) , evaluate and improve all educational programs (see Dr. William Glasser); develop, deliver & evaluate programs for the betterment of the lives of the American people. Some public speaking required.
Qualifications/Skills:
- 35 years of age, required
- Born in the United States, no exceptions please
- Unfortunately, and judging from the current administration, there are no other requirements.
Date Posted: May 4, 2007
Last Date For Application: Sometime in 2008
Interested candidates should raise money ($250 million suggested - based on last election) and tour the United States.
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